diabolik7
Diabolik
diabolik7
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Stop those Snickers. The closure of the shops Mars the High Street. Those kiosks in the shopping centres are just Mall Teasers.

Jan 22
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You forgot to add the detail that the butler was carrying said sugar water on a silver platter. Words genuinely fail me....

Jan 22
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And you can bet the lawyers are billing him for the limo hire. Just one thing on top of another.....

Jan 20
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My schoolfriend’s mum, when he asked what was for dinner, was always told ‘This or that’. If he asked what ‘that’ was, was told ’this’. He eventually got the message.

Jan 20
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Atlantis. The Discovery Channel promised me Atlantis. And sharks.

Jan 20
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There’s one of those ‘Previously on Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt’ catch-ups at the beginning.

Jan 20
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VD Attack Plan..... Not a great title. How about The Junkle Book? Or Throbbin’ Hood? Steam Bloat Willy? Or make a short featuring Screwed McDuck.

Jan 17
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The stories of the Space Truckers shoot in Ireland are famous, nights and nights of drinking and partying. What a shame absolutely none of it ended up on the screen. Dreadful, dreadful film, I prefer to think it was a different Stuart Gordon, someone we never heard of before or since, who directed it.

Jan 17
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So ‘6' is essentially ‘No playing Hide The Sausage’.

Jan 15
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If you don’t know any Girl Scouts personally, you do not need to cry.’ Don’t think I want ‘Girl Scouts nearby’ on the ol’ browser history, thanks.