Diabolik's discussions

Stop those Snickers. The closure of the shops Mars the High Street. Those kiosks in the shopping centres are just Mall Teasers.

The Lost Condiment. 

‘To the Diet Coke factory!’

You forgot to add the detail that the butler was carrying said sugar water on a silver platter. Words genuinely fail me....

Needs more gorilla.....

And you can bet the lawyers are billing him for the limo hire. Just one thing on top of another.....

Should have called it Mike Hunt. 

Must have been because of the budget cuts.

My schoolfriend’s mum, when he asked what was for dinner, was always told ‘This or that’. If he asked what ‘that’ was, was told ’this’. He eventually got the message.

So how do her dead mice smell now?

That and the bring-your-own-bucket loose milk counter.

Atlantis. The Discovery Channel promised me Atlantis. And sharks.

There’s one of those ‘Previously on Bust a Nut in Grandma’s Butt’ catch-ups at the beginning.

VD Attack Plan..... Not a great title. How about The Junkle Book? Or Throbbin’ Hood? Steam Bloat Willy? Or make a short featuring Screwed McDuck.

Anybody prefer a refreshing bottle of Pee?

The stories of the Space Truckers shoot in Ireland are famous, nights and nights of drinking and partying. What a shame absolutely none of it ended up on the screen. Dreadful, dreadful film, I prefer to think it was a different Stuart Gordon, someone we never heard of before or since, who directed it.

So ‘6' is essentially ‘No playing Hide The Sausage’.

The number of times I’ve heard that.....

‘If you don’t know any Girl Scouts personally, you do not need to cry.’ Don’t think I want ‘Girl Scouts nearby’ on the ol’ browser history, thanks.

Windmilling happily.