‘... we know that the 2019 Charlie’s Angels movie didn’t exactly set the world on fire’, and which got pulled from my local cinema after the first weekend.

Bure’s first two films for the channel are My Best Friend’s Rapture and Exclusively White Christmas.

‘Coming from someone who named their two horribly mischievous cats Scorpion and Sub-Zero’. Genius.

Hey, an aspic can be a very useful tool in certain circumstances....

You really should take that gun away from your dog....

Surely the only kitchen implement you need for Thanksgiving for one is a corkscrew.

And Gallagher would have genuinely hated Kevin Conroy. I’m sure Gallagher was loved by his friends and family but the rest of the world isn’t going to miss this sickening fascist piece of shit.

He also called it “maybe one of the worst films in the entire solar system, including alien productions we’ve never seen”

Wow, reading that again it isn’t so much an interview but a collection of self-satisfied, smug rambling rants from a bitter throwback, struggling to cope with the realisation that his day has passed. 

Yep, really like to see that tumbling out the back of the turkey....

Wonderful timing how Thanksgiving follows so close after the midterms. Ensures that the dinner table atmosphere is tense, just waiting to kick off.

Sandy Powell is undoubtedly a genius, and so was this one....

‘it was expected to get an influx of $545 million, but got $294.’ Is there another ‘million’ missing from that sentence or did they really really fuck up?....

I must admit this was not the headline I expected to be reading today. 

This is why Cameo exists, so the likes of Matthew Perry, who hasn’t acted for the last five years, can still be seen on screens. Phone screens, but still....

I’d rather see another Man From UNCLE film....

‘The toothpaste is out of the tube.’ I’ll be borrowing that.

Sorry Prez, but you’re not exactly a neutral commentator on this matter....

I always think that the Snyder films tell you far more about Zack Snyder himself than any of the characters on the screen.

I thought Hepatitis Onions was the linebacker for the 49er’s in the 70s.