Being known as the “White Power Ranger” was unfortunate 

The Titanic is syncing

Sweet.  Internet Titanic in slow motion. 

The walnuts and pure sour cream (as opposed to with sugar or folded into Cool Whip or something) throw me a little bit but I’d definitely try it.

I do know who these people are, I just wish I didn’t.

There’s really only three things on this list and they are all basically the same.

A bottle opener will also work.

No one here puts fucking raisins in their stuffing.  Fetterman won because most of us are smarter than we look

Oklahoma.

Needless to say, some people are griping over the $2.49 price, which is more than double what Hubig’s charged a decade ago when you could often find them on special for 99 cents.

Looks tasty & reasonably priced! 

I’m going to have to take the weirdly controversial position that lesbians don’t have penises and heterosexual men with in-tact penises who claim to be lesbians aren’t. A fetish isn’t an identity.

They’re doing it out of Sprite.

Eh, this guy was hired *after* the Justice League debacle. How was he supposed to build anything on that rotten foundation? The solution he came up with was probably the best case scenario. 

Snyder had a vision. It just sucked.

“Clayface you may know from Batman: The Animated Series” the extremely popular Harley Quinn cartoon series that’s airing in the present day Christ why does it feel like nobody at the AVClub has any sense of the media landscape any more?

I want Emily VanDerWerff/St. James back. And TV Club Classic. And just... something…

And he’s going to teach Timothy Van Parton the ways of the ninja!

I read this article and imagined how AV Club would have written this back in the day when they had some teeth. 

No to mention the joy of cleaning up the aftermath in your/your neighbor’s yard later....

A dead mouse is easier for the staff to deal with than a live one that can run and hide.