dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

“and focus on, you know, making beer.”

Veal parm, when I lived in New England where every hole-in-the-wall Italian joint serves the stuff either over spaghetti or in sub sandwich form (or, more often, both), was both my “grab it to go from the place two blocks down the street and watch the Celtics game” food when alone and my favorite litmus test for…

No great loss, it sounds like. 

He went all-in without looking at his hole.  His table mates weren’t so lucky.

He apparently told cops he pulled his pants down during the WSOP because he had lost a bet.

What happens in Las Vegas stays in the Southern Nevada Corrections Center

The Old Farmer’s Almanac claims that raw pumpkin was once used to cure snakebite. I don’t know if you’ll find that information useful or not.

I think you need to look into making them do their own laundry...you arent paid enough to deal with that and they need to learn how to do laundry and be responsible for themselves by that age - not having a mother or other woman doing their chores and picking up after them.

I think you need to look into making them do their own laundry...you arent paid enough to deal with that and they…

That’s weird. When I lived with my girlfriend, her craving during that time of month was yelling at me.

I’m not too surprised. I worked at a McD’s for about 3 weeks and it sucked mightily! I had a piece of shit, rolly-polly boss who liked to threaten his employees with violence...until I actually took him up on the offer and threatened to kick his ass right there or anywhere else he chose to get his ass kicked. Trust…

I know, I know. It’s a sickness.

Damnit Levitt! This is why you don’t post drunk! You got cheap McDonald’s burgers on the brain and you don’t even know where your coffee comes from. smdh

Sometimes, your job is really great and I envy you.

Ain’t that the truth. Texas used to be the undisputed craziest state. Now you can’t do anything ridiculous in Texas anymore without Florida going “hold my beer.”

Your daughter is wise beyond her years. Good work.

A Whataburger location in (you guessed it) Texas was the site of an unfortunate and now-viral situation on Saturday, after a man filmed a mousewandering around prep tables near the cash registers until one customer’s attempts to catch and release it led to the mouse falling into a deep fryer.

I drove 45mn on the quite nice RN85 a few days ago to take a family dinner at the Hotel de la Poste in Corps, Isère, France.

My goal is to turn The Inventory into a cat & dog blog, one post at a time. I will happily share more photos of my cats! This is how Jasper wakes me up every morning (if his sister hasn’t screamed in my face to wake me up first).

My goal is to turn The Inventory into a cat & dog blog, one post at a time. I will happily share more photos of my…

AV Club: Kinja was pretty disappointing.