Maybe if they smiled more.

also:

Why would Grealish spend years shunning Premier League offers to stick with his hometown club in the Championship and then jump ship the second they were promoted? He’s not going anywhere.

Before this recent relegation Aston Villa had never been down during the Premier League era and I think it had been some time well before that since they had been down before that

Yeah, but since I began watching football in 2006, Aston Villa were a near constant in the Premier League, and usually pretty good to boot. It’s weird for me to see them anywhere else.

Villa are one of those teams where it feels weird if they aren’t in the top flight. Good to see them back. Now, hopefully they don’t repeat Fulham’s mistake of spending silly amounts of money and ripping apart the team that got them back into the Premier League.

Generally HKD is "pegged" to USD (it's not really but close enough,  IIRC) so if you always estimate at 7.75 (not 7.85) you'll never be disappointed if you go.  This is the highest I've seen it in 10 years,  so when our trade war collapses it'll drop...

Update: delay your Sonics until next summer, this summer they’ve all got human teeth in them.

But I’m full of botulism, and I resemble an amorphous blob!

Thanks! I like to take the time to do these things right, so I appreciate it when someone notices.

Side-note: Props for showing the insert text through the windows in the thumbnail!

I hope you aren’t allergic.  I laughed so hard at your comment.  Hmmm I wonder if I should get Wild Cherry Pepsi or Orange Vanilla....let me try one first...Hmmm a little too sweet, Hmmm this one is too crunchy and painful and airborne and clearly agitated and asking me if I’ve seen Nicholas Cage.... Wild Cherry it is!

You didn’t was that judgmental, when he someone eat it?

Close enough to Cinemax that you will get caught masturbating to it by your mother!*

The installer made an unfortunate mistake when his manager told him to make a beeline to the machine.

“When asked some nonsense from a Reddit chud about Hollywood “...piggybacking off of classics by using a female lead,” Arnold was absolutely not here for that bullshit, responding, “You know that Linda Hamilton is a leading woman in both Terminator 1 and 2, correct?””

When Arnold is calling you on your sexist bullshit…

Dare I say, Buzz Cola?

Actually that was just Coke Bee, Coke’s newest drink line.

Blue Bell ice cream: A truck hauling Blue Bell ice cream of unspecified flavor(s) overturned on Farm To Market Road 50 in Burleson County, Texas, on May 17, as the driver took the ramp to Farm To Market Road 60 too quickly. Per KWTX, ice cream would have to be thrown away if any of the vehicle’s refrigerators were…

OH! And today is my birthday too! Hope it’s a good one.