‘... you throw a bunch of Reese’s peanut butter cups into the blender, switch it on, and pour the results directly down your throat’. Have you been spying on me, Lillian?

And yet you still read the entire piece and commented on it twice.

‘Black Market Celebrity Piss Auctions’, the ultimate celebrity piss-based reality show, hosted by that slimy fucker who got booted off Jeopardy, coming to Peecock next summer!!

For those who go through the process of preparing and slicing all the peppers I must remind you not to be tempted to - er - entertain yourself in a solo way afterwards, as perhaps some sort of reward, unless you’ve used kitchen gloves while chopping or throughly washed your hands and used some sort of emollient hand…

Oh yes, very much.

I’ll stick with this, thanks, which is actually a lot of fun.

That’s what happens when you’re ‘Hollywood Sober’.

Damn brave just taking a sample and eating it. Or absolutely mad.

And his wife, Sapphire.

Young Guns 3 has been in various states of pre-production for the last thirty years.... Should it actually get made with the original cast and uses that title you can definitely sue under the Trades Description Act of 1968.

‘I just want my medical freedom, my guns, child-trafficking and free pizza!’

For god’s sake don’t let Allison hear about this.....

To back up your unimpeachible argument....

No The Day Before You Came? Really? Possibly their finest piece of work, and very dangerous when you’re in a lonely, vodka-fuelled emotional state...

What we need is McFarlane to produce a range of Reno 911! action figures. Sixteen points of articulation in Dangle’s legs alone!

‘...whatever it is Fetty Wap wants to sell at the moment.’ Seems to be coke, heroin, fentanyl.... 

Allison, you are always entertaining...

Makes a tin of beans see you through the week....

His brain would burst when he came across the ‘Bender’....

Saucy ones!