The joy of a glass bottle of sauce is the very satisfying feeling of giving it an absolute workout of a shaking. Of course you have to make sure the top is very firmly screwed on. As I didn’t many years ago while round my gran’s....

I’m just amazed it’s not Florida.

Yes, but it is actually the 31st in Canada, international time zones and all that....

This was first released in 1932. Shaw did not release Nightmare until 1938.

I can‘t blame him either. I have been compelled - on TWO occasions - to expose my naked upper arm to two different women - both of whom I had previously never formally met - and be touched by them, without an engraved letter of introduction or personal recommendation by a elderly relative. I just hope these resulting u…

Terribly infectious but also oddly unsettling.

Who doesn‘t want a little head while eating wings? Sounds like a perfect evening to me.....

Really very simple, just get a large glass of water and a napkin, fold the napkin and tuck it into your collar, stir the water an BOOOO!!!! 

‘...thin cut funnel‘. Fennel? If not that‘s a very unusual salad...

Actually that‘s Diarrhito™.

Last time I saw something like that I ended up on powerful antibiotics.

So was I, thought it was the whole point of the article....

One of the first dishes I really learned to master when I first pretended to be an adult and had a place of my own. I always advise young people to learn how to cook, even if its just a couple of good, classic, seemingly impressive, meals, and if they don‘t believe me I tell them how it will get the girls / boys accept…

Definitely trying this at the weekend, and if I eat it in one go that‘s down to you, Allison. And kudos for the use of ‘atop‘, very nice.

There are few things as fishy as a Subway Tuna sandwich. 

“Ask your daughter“ got an even lower approval score.

Years ago I interviewed Lloyd Kaufman of Troma Films (stick with me), and he was talking about the merchandising of The Toxic Avenger cartoon series and how they refused to have cheap branded digital watches but insisted on analogue watches and alarm clocks instead because he was stunned that his young grandchild not…

Just go filthy with the ad lines -

How long before some stupid buggers start eating the frozen pucks as an *internet challenge* and wind up in hospital?

‘...gallivanting around the neighborhood with my high school boyfriend, who was more than six feet tall.‘ Wasn‘t Skid Mark Gabe, was it?