I can offer you this, rated PG....

Just in case anything explodes....

It was shot in late 2018, before she was cast as Batwoman.

I have a friend who worked with her on SAS: Red Notice, a British action pic, and said she was a snotty, obnoxious pain in the tuchis from day one, and he was surprised, given her background, just how few action scenes she did compared to her double.

..largely confined to a handful of blaxploitation-era Fred Williamson and Jim Brown vehicles with taglines like “White Man’s Town… Black Man’s Law!”

I’ve never heard of a rasher decision.

The worst bit is getting the kettle up there.

Classic or ultra smooth?

The best Enter Sandman cover comes out of this -

’Adrien Brody regrets turning down a role in Lord Of The Rings’ - The audience doesn’t.

“Stairway To Heaven” in 5,000 different styles”. Dumb idea. What we want is the first eight bars of “Smoke On The Water” on 5000 different styles.

Imagine the decades of royalties, repeat fees, syndication deals, spin-offs, merchandising, remakes.....

‘Is your cat plotting to destroy you?’

Finally he can make a sequel to Tuareg, The Desert Warrior, if he doesn’t mind blacking up again....

He’s left to join Reich Said Fred. 

‘ I’ve tried so hard to power through my physical and mental health issues, and to play in front of you one last time, but I just wasn’t able to’ Oh, that’s sad.

I only eat artisan PB&J - Prawn balls and jackfruit.

What is wrong with you?

The Edge will definitely buy one. That fucker’s got more pedals than the Tour de France....

‘Now rinse and ......’