Hopefully they don’t have one called the Drive Angry....

An outbreak of Nathan Rabin? Alert the authorities!

‘... a VHS tape that initially belonged to producer Roland (1 L) Joffé’... who may have given it to the very mysterious Russian producers he became involved with in the 00s, resulting in the torture porn wannabe Captivity, and the utterly inexplicable t.a.T.u. movie You And I.

The most incredible thing about the film is that instead of the producers going to Nintendo and asking what co-operation and financial contribution they would give to a potential Super Mario movie, they instead made a huge offer for the movie rights, for what what essentially a 90 minute advert /marketing exercise for…

They were bloody great!!! I think Terence Conran introduced them to the country, then of course claimed he invented them once they caught on, despite them being centuries old in Europe. A chicken, veg, lemon, herbs, in the oven and believe me you impressed your date, even if you weren’t trying to impress and / or angle…

His happiest moment was when they were filming in England, and found you can get codeine over the counter.

A simply glorious pic, but the sad thing is that the dilapidated theatre in which Price’s character holes up was a genuine venue, the Putney Hippodrome, once considered one of London’s finest theatres and music halls but which had been shut for more than a decade before the film was shot, and the makers were allowed…

Those who like savoury snacks are also hot, occasionally caused by the meat sweats...

One of the most unsettling sounds in the entire world is two foxes on the job, sounds like something straight out of a particular disturbing horror pic.

It’s basically just Eastwood (now 90), Sutherland (85) and Stuart Margolin (81), and from the crew Lalo Schifrin (88). The reunion dinners aren’t going to take up too much restaurant space.

Yes, but it’s not exactly *that* difficult, its not mounting an assault on the north face of the Eiger.

A list of complaints longer then even Kirk Cameron’s miserable birthday celebration sandwich. 

Pah! In the UK Warner Brothers gave out branded condoms in the press pack for Lethal Weapon 3 in 1992. Printed underneath the logo - ‘Cover me! I’m going in!’.

I saw I Love You, Alice B. Toklas! about two decades ago, and it was cringingly embarrassing even then. God knows how badly it has subsequently aged since. The only explanation is that Peter Sellers and the entire cast and crew were crammed full of pot brownies, and various other stronger hallucinogens, from beginning…

The Uproxx article in the link is interesting, and dear god, his final result is just..... hideous. It looks as if he’s used kidneys as a main ingredient instead of cheese, or a local dog had taken a squat over the baking sheet....

‘ the Altoona Hotel, which was destroyed by a fire in 2013.’ It was justifiable arson given this evidence...

Apparently Bam has been cut out of Jackass 4 for sadly predictable reasons....

And his eyes so wide and bright!

But what does Chris Gaines think of this? Or is he more of a gnocchi sort of guy? Actually gnocchi in these sort of fried breakfast melangés would be pretty good! As would fried polenta.