It’s at the bottom of his Wiki entry, with noted sources.

Yes, that’s been interestingly ignored, as well as his comments after the Boston Marathon bombing.

Yes there is, you just haven’t met them yet.... *ducks flying half-brick*

... or just go very, very basic - piss in his Listerine.

So, I guess you’re now in the process of dividing up who gets what, the baking trays, the pasta maker, the tin of Spanish smoked Paprika, the kids.....

Since today was my birthday I’ve been doing my bit, believe me.... All the pubs are open but my local cinema isn’t opening till Friday, so I’ll just have to spend more time in the boozer....

Not that impressive, I want it to announce who it is and what they want - ‘It’s Derek, and he wants his ladder back’, or ‘It’s your Mum, she’s been on the gin and wonders why you have settled down like your cousin Tommy?’

Has anybody checked out the ‘Subscribe to Alerts’ box? Bizarre .... and somewhat tasteless....

Has anybody checked out the ‘Subscribe to Alerts’ box for this particular article?

A cobbler, or crumble in this part of the world, is a brilliant and very rewarding beginner’s recipe, and benefits from about a half a cup of toasted oats in the topping.

Well done, Allison, four paragraphs before the first use of ‘cock’, as it were...

She was very unhappy when she was revealed to be best buds with GWB.

She’ll be on the podium for sure.

It’s only May, lots more craziness to still come out of America’s dong...

By making him eat the box.

Looks like it would be used by the arch-villain of the C&W world, Darth Brooks.

What can you say about such a magnificent career. RIP, Mr. Lloyd, you’ve earned it.

Twisted Brown Chucker, more like....

A friend of mine worked with him on Claude Chabrol’s film version of Quiet Days In Clichy in around 1990 and she was absolutely captivated, said he was a delight. He also had a small role as an assassin in Chabrol’s next film, Dr. M., a Dr. Mabuse remake, but neither was a particular success.

The guy in Alabama reminds me of my favourite bank-robbing idiot, where a fella passed a note to the teller demanding money, claiming he had a gun, got some cash and made his escape. The cops were waiting on his doorstep when he got home since the dozy bugger wrote his note on the back of one of his own personal…