Beautiful animals, if a little.... enthusiastic.

Remember to take the pizza out of the box before you turn it over...

‘The other recipes come from similar seemingly random stories psychotic episodes’.

You have to consider that she’s the daughter of the late and completely unlamented Don Arden, a music manager and ‘fixer’ who made Led Zeppelin’s Peter Grant look like Bertie Wooster. The fruit hasn’t fallen very far from that particular poison tree.

Hywel!

So. you’ve been to Huel and back?

... once we’re all vaccinated and people start humping randoms with reckless abandon in the streets’. Some of us never stopped.

My friend’s fridge. I swear there’s salad in there from the Peninsular War and hummus bought to celebrate the relief of Mafeking.

And put toilet paper in the cubicles!

What would be truly remarkable would be if they all died in the way they did in the film....

Bizarrely the first one to die was Bolaji Badejo, the 6 foot 10 chap in the Alien costume. It was his only film appearance and he died in Lagos in 1992, aged only 39. Then in 2000 Eddie Powell, the stuntman who played the Alien in the final scenes, in and outside the escape pod, passed on, but then he was 72 and had…

With an unspoken ‘Or else’....

Yes, very much, a very true comparison. 

Years ago I saw Kotto give an incredible performance in a London production of August Wilson’s Fences. His portrayal of this violent, hair-trigger bully was breath-taking, absolutely electrifying. It emphasised what a fine actor he was, and how he really should have taken some more serious and dramatic roles on film,…

Can relate to so much of this, and thanks to you all for being so honest. I’ve been getting adept at getting on with less, virtually emptying the cupboard and the fridge before I go out shopping. Had some fun with some recipies, mostly soups or pasta sauces, or slow-cooked stews in the winter, and made a terrific…

My cat loves eating spiders, that’s bad enough....

‘MOM! DAD’S EATING BUGS AGAIN!’

The Canyonaro? I remember the song as if it were yesterday...

Always amazed no porn star has called himself ‘Mr. Plow’. 

Amazingly it was also the very same day the family next door put their house up for sale......