The star of the very fine I Know What You Did, Elke Sommer.

Especially from the nudist camp.

On Strangelove Sellers reputedly also wanted to play the Stirling Hayden, Slim Pickens and Peter Bull roles until Kubrick managed to persuade him otherwise.

Sellers wasn’t even originally cast as Clouseau in The Pink Panther. It was originally to be Peter Ustinov, and the character was far less prominent. When Ustinov pulled out at short notice and Sellers took the role Edwards realised just how good he was and rewrote large chunks of the script to give him a bigger role.…

Of all the headlines I expected to read today, this really wasn’t one of them.

Sour cream and raisin pie. Allison’s favourite!!!

Not in the US but probably the winner. Definitely NSFW, but since nobody’s at work....

(And apparently the solution they came up with was “Just get him to talk about race near a microphone.”)

 “Now, whether that was a conspiracy, whether it was organized or not, we still don’t know that.’ Because spontaneous, unorganised conspiracies happen all the time! The hair dye’s finally dripped through the roots and eaten your brain, you inbred moron.

Since some will focus on ‘that incident’, I’m always amazed masturbating in a porn theatre is a crime. That’s like getting arrested for singing in a karaoke bar.

Or one volume to be published while he was alive and the other, the really good one, after he passes....

Tears ago I told a friend of mine I’d seen Arab Strap live. He asked what they were like. I said ‘Tight’.

Three! Poxy! Dollars!!

If only we could.....

‘Is Yes Day a sandwich?’

What’s the odds on Yoko?

A friend of mine was working backstage when Johnson was playing Nathan Detroit in a London production of Guys And Dolls in about 2006. Said he was very nice, quite quiet but friendly, but after one Saturday night performance put the word round that he was going to catch the late show of Casino Royale, which had just op…

Ol’ Ronald looks as if he’s been lovin’ it a bit too much. But give him ten minutes and he’ll be good to go again....

For those who don’t know much of his genuinely appalling behaviour as a newspaper editor, read this. How he wasn’t arrested for the shares scam is still a mystery since the other three involved were sent to trial, one of them skipping to Dubai before he could be sentenced, leading people to believe that Morgan turned…

Are there any pork recipes in that book?