I met Yo-Yo Ma once. Asked him how it was going, he said ’up and down’.

Any recipe which starts ‘First catch your wolverine....’

I buy a Spanish brand, La Española. Not only is it very good oil but a cute little nozzle springs up out of the bottle when you unscrew the lid. I’m so immature it’s frightening...

‘Why did the deer cross the road? To land on some guy’s BMW’.

Strangely manga-y looking Fry there.....

Jaunty, that’s the only word for the angle of that cap, jaunty.

The first Beverly Hills Cop was written as a straight thriller, and went to every leading man in Hollywood from Stallone to Mickey Rourke (remember when he was a A-grade star, briefly), and was turned down by everybody until somebody had the idea of specifically writing it for Murphy.

‘And we start this auction with a sealed bid from a Mr. David Tracy....’

A Will Harris Random Roles. Accept no substitutes!

Try apricot with it. A bit of a faff peeling and slicing the apricots but worth it.

Walleye? That robot from the Pixar film? Doesn’t sound a good idea for a sandwich....

I like two-thirds Special K with one-third good quality muesli. Almost worth getting out of bed for. 

What’s happening to Bart’s left eye?

Thank you, I’ll take one ‘Fucknuts’, one ‘Twatface’ and one ‘Bertie Bollocks’ please...

There’s so many it should be a Brie-ze. 

Cheese has always been associated with violence. After all, ‘Feta’ is very nearly an anagram of ‘Fatal’. 

Look, it’s either this or Better Zoom Call Saul.

Dear god, that microwave footage is positively hypnotic....

Fast turnover with buying of ingredients and supplies, easy to fake bogus invoices for moderate amounts which won’t raise too much suspicion, mostly all cash businesses and, as you say, an endless changing parade of different people through the premises day after day. Several years ago a 24-hour burger takeaway in…

Sorry but, as I can attest through painful, expensive experience, there’s no such thing as a reformed, rehabilitated conman. Leopard, spots etc.