Holy jeebus that’s an unsettling pic.... Allen Ginsberg meets Rasputin...

Injuries from atomic number 11? Na.

And the location of Willy’s Wonderland 2: More Willy, the script of which I am frantically scribbling on the back of this court summons.

Aardman were in a similar mood around 1995.

Can’t he see it was just a wee present.

DC made Alan Moore change the character’s name to Dr. Manhattan. It was originally The Blue Donger.

Oh David.... Never ever change....

So, no Feelaround features for a while yet...

You never met my Aunt Frank....

‘More details may be had from the owner, Mr. Joe Spinell’.

Jesus, even 3695 Primrose Road sounds like a direct-to-streaming hackfest. Hopefully starring Lance Henriksen.

Prepare for the ‘Release The Chris D’Elia Cut’ campaign.....

It is just pathetic how much I have laughed at ‘Shongles Shit’, as well as trying to work out what it was meant to be, but ‘Bucket’ had me in tears. Why is that so funny to me?

Worst tip? Jack The Lad in the 3.30 at Wincanton. Lost me shirt...

Dennis, your next task is to find a product for which you can use ‘pregelatinization’ again.

‘...students who undergo STI testing with pizza.’

My Aunt had something like this. My Uncle.

I have a Scottish friend who refers to vomiting as - and please excuse me - ‘shitting through yer teeth’.

Roses are Red

Lose weight, be dead and turn blue in a month. At least you’ll give your surviving relatives a laugh.