You were a mere eight grams away from eating an entire half pound of sugar.

Next Google Search was going to be ‘Is it illegal to feed my dog an orange in the shower while it’s snowing?’.

Ate an orange in the bath-tub /

‘Is it safe to suck someone’s dick who’s had the vaccine’

Might have been more popular if the management hadn’t produced a banner saying ‘We Give You The Schitt’s!’.

Green, lumpy and swimming in a thin whey...

YEA, BUT SO HAS A BEE! I guess, I think. Six. Or is it eight? Dunno. Anyway, nobody’s gonna be having roast bee for dinner! Or maybe they will, I don’t know anymore....

Allison, may I ask you how I deal with crabs?

Extra Crunchy Spam Butter. Yum.

Tate Taylor is a simply dreadful director. Having suffered through The Help, Ma and the dog’s breakfast which is the Jessica Chastain movie Ava I’ll give this a wide, hard pass.

I was born at a similar time to Allison Janney, and have aged like a fine milk.

Exactloy. Now, do you want to be Colonel Clix? Or Even Commander Clix?

I had to look that up. Now wish I hadn’t...

David, David, David...... Please forgive me and believe me when I say, kindly, don’t give us that bollocks! You KNOW you’ll buy it! We’d be amazed if you didn’t. That’s why we love you!

‘The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round.....’

... (actual, non-metaphorical murder on a soul-crushingly industrial scale). I think you’ll find Carano and her ilk strongly deny anything like this ever happened.

This is utter joy, especially the rage is causes in some of the less informed commenters.

I was thinking this guy...

Considering the former occupation of its CEO it’s surprising it has taken so long for them to get around to a fish sandwich.

Yes, a lot of people seeing the poster or VHS / DVD sleeve might expect a standard cop / serial killer movie, but it does take some very odd and unexpected turns, and also reminds you how good John Lithgow can be as a villain.