When you think about it, it’s so bleedin’ obvious....

‘Have any of you seen Warrior yet? Are there any food mascots you’d like to meet in a dark alley? Am I spending too much time inside my house?’

Bruce Lee also ‘originally conceived’ The Silent Flute, also known as Circle Of Iron, a film eventually made five years after his death, with David Carradine in a mystical, impenetrable martial-arts fable, for want of a better word, and there is a better word, but I won’t use it in one of Allison’s columns. Hilariously…

Oh, it’s great fun. Just don’t be eating anything yogurt-y while doing so...

I forgot to add Fir Non Blondes.

‘Don’t drag me into this shit!’ - Ice T

Well, that’s tonight’s nightmares taken care of......

Thank you! Very suave....

I was once taking to the filmmaker Jim Van Bebber, who directed a couple of Manson’s videos, and he mentioned what a vile person he was, how everybody knew what he was doing, and how he believed Manson would soon be exposed and brought down. Manson was a big star at the time, or at least as big as he would ever be,…

Allison, I’m so jealous.... And those two at the top look like they take no s*it.

Such a shame but, jeez, 95 and with one hell of a career, a genuinely fabulous actor. Probably The Fog or Capricorn One tonight, probably both.

Gangs? Now these are gangs.... Not sure what the drummer’s doing there but why not?

Shame about Prisoners Of The Ghostland, since this seems to be the view among most critics. Seems Sono dropped the ball...

‘My mind has been not only blown, but vaporized.’ Surely that should be evaporated.

I’ll have the Gannet Ripple, or rather, Le Ondulation De Fou De Bassan.

‘No banana nightclubs, no banana holiday gatherings, no indoor banana fitness classes’.  No bananas in hammocks...

No, but you could have Spruce Springsteen, Ash, Cypress Hill, Jefferson AirPlane, The Beech Boys, Courtney Pine, Yew2, Killing Oak, Buddy Holly and The Maple Singers.

Le Phare Du Cap Bon, a very good brand of harissa, comes in the most fabulous tins.

And they didn’t even mention Peshwari naan!