I was hoping that one of them would be “engagement ducks” and then I would ask my bf for a bunch of ducks (I really want some ducks, y’all-Golden Hybrid 300 to be specific).

Me too. Make sure to register and vote! :D

Ugh that’s awful. I was experiencing pain and I told my new OBGYN this and she asked if I’d ever been raped. It so happens that I have been raped, but she then dismissed my pain as just psychological. Maybe I should just go to my PP for all my check ups.

If my dad said that about me I’d THROW UP WHAT THE FUCK DAD NO.

Sorry, I meant paring knife.

It wasn’t a cheese knife, it was a hooked Shun pairing knife—or a *bird beak* pairing knife. That thing will slice through just about any type of meat or bone. (sorry for large image)

I was her neighbor. I feel so terrible for her. I was really rooting that she would pull through. :( That’s a great story about the goldfish. I now want goldfish soap.

My mom used to undress in front of me, especially during clothes shopping. But she would vocally criticize her body and complain about how fat/ugly/old she was in front of me. That’s pretty much all I remember from our outings. I now have to catch myself from making the same criticisms but when you’ve been taught…

My grandma got married again after her first husband died and she wore HEAD TO TOE FUCKING RAINBOW FLORAL WITH A GIANT FLORAL HAT. She gave no fucks. It was a glorious 1962 wedding.

you took the words out of my mouth

In a few years, we’ll go back to solid clothing and peoples minds will be BLOW AWAY.

this would look terrible on someone with large breasts

IT’S TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE.

YOU CHANGED MY LIFE. THANK YOU KIND STRANGER. (I never had sisters and my mom has always had short hair. I’ve just been trying to ball up the hair strands in my hand and hold them while I try to do other shower things FOR YEARS).

Wait. Does this really work. I usually brush my hair in the shower with a wet brush. DO CLIPS WORK BETTER. HALP ME

Dude, I felt the same way. I tried and it is such a hard site to navigate. I love kids games, so if they updated and modernized the site, I’d totally be there too.

That’s pretty cool. Probably good you never took a job there. My 11 year old self is really jealous.

Yeah, what? I hope they don’t think that. I’m white, but I’ve hated the flag since I was a child. I remember flicking off a truck driving around with a flag at the tender age of 11. While I’m happy people collectively gained consciousness over it, I’m also saddened that my community had to go through another tragedy…

If it isn’t satire...I keep imagining the poor moms who have to take photos of all these manchildren.

We have great hearing in my house and we put on the subtitles because we kept saying “DID YOU CATCH THAT WHAT WHY CANT I HEAR THEM.”