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Speaking as a middle-aged white person, I find tears from middle-aged white people complaining about reverse-racism really goddamn tedious and infuriating.

This is not about politics. This is about equal consequences for racist behavior. If this was an Asian, Mexican, Caucasian or whoever saying the same exact words as Jesse Williams did, I would be against it and petitioned them to be fired if they did not suffer the same consequences as others have suffered for their

There will not be a Welsh vote for independence, they voted to leave the EU and most reject independence.

Following by a Northern Ireland vote to join Ireland and a Welsh vote for independence.

At this point I’m really hoping Scotland votes again to GTFO and then the EU fast tracks them back in.

Anything that lets the Scots screw over the British is cool in my book.

Sarah Palin want to leave the UN? Does she realize how much of an advantage the US gets from its de facto leadership? HAS SHE EVER PLAYED CIVILIZATION?

Brits: We don’t see how Americans could be so stupid and shortsighted as to have Trump as a major party candidate!

My feelings on Scottish independence have done a complete 180 in the last 12 hours, which may be the fastest reversal I’ve ever managed.

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

The only silver lining might be Irish unification and Scotland’s independence.

Well it began several million years ago when Tilda emerged, fully formed, from the Great Ocean and stepped onto the muddy shores of East Pangea...

I’m agnostic on the draft itself, but if we are going to have it then all citizens who are fit to serve should be required to register.

I would so love to grow my baby in an artificial womb.

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama

As always, a man’s reputation > the safety of women.

I’m 40 and I get carded all the time. But recently at the grocery store while buying a bottle of wine with a bunch of actual food, the guy asked for ID and then said (UNSOLICITEDLY), “We ask anyone who looks under 40 now.” My husband turned to me and said, “So that’s like a big downgrade for you, babe.” I went from

So that lady the other year with the elbow “breasts” in the bathtub just needed to be dead in order to have her picture stay up. Got it.

but heaven forbid a fucking woman’s nipple get out

My husband bought me a lovely non-diamond cocktail ring, and I had cufflinks custom made to match it.

You return the favor with pushing a watermelon out of your vagina.