I was at the mall with my mom, and we were about to walk out the door with a bunch of bags. Some white lady rushed passed us and the buzzer went off. My mom instinctively started to look through our bags for the offending tag—meanwhile, the lady who had actually stole something was long gone. I tried to explain that…

YES DO MY WORK, MINIONS!!!! HAIL ME.

It feels like we’re always making compromises. Don’t make as much as your male co-workers? Well, you’re making close *enough*, stop whining! This is just another bone to placate us to shut the fuck up. Like, how unreasonable we are to want to be represented as equals in this fucked up world. God damnit. I’m pissed…

Omg link please?

My guy asks me my ring size at least once a month (dude, put it in a note on your phone!) and tells me he wants to marry me all the time. We’re going to Europe for a month in the fall on my birthday—mayyyybe then? CROSSING MAH FINGERS FOR US ALL.

HAHA. Omg are you me? It’s nice to know there’s a few other people out there in the same situation..

Seeeriously. One of the big reasons my SO stopped drinking was the monthly bill we incurred. Those two-buck-chuck bottles from Trader Joe’s add up!

You’re awesome.

I know. After last weeks episode I was like....RUFUCKINGSERIOUS.

I’m glad I’m not the only one. For a second I went blank and I was like “Wait is he like a CEO of a bad perfume?”

I had the same thing told to me by my first doctor (in Georgia). I wasn’t married and therefore I shouldn’t even be having sex. I got the hell out of there and got a new doctor and they were god damn awesome to me and gave my my first IUD. I’m now on my second IUD. I don’t get periods and I haven’t bought tampons in 6…

That’s really interesting. Thanks for responding!

Hey, just curious, how did you get the internship there? I’m going toying with the idea of doing a masters in Forensic Psychology along with getting my JD. I’d like to dip my toes in first. :)

Uh yeah. Can we please talk about see through wedding dresses. Vera Wang’s 2015 Spring Collection is all see through. WHO IS WEARING THESE DRESSES.

Ugh. And don’t get started on the bras. European bras that come in a band size that is not 34. WOMEN ARE DIFFERENT SIZES WHAT. I miss living in Europe.

Oh my god I spit out my coffee. Thank you.

It was a common joke in all the places I’ve worked to yell, “And it’s for a cop!” No one ever actually spit in the food, and we never actually served any cops as far as I know. I actually never saw anyone ever tamper with food. Maybe I was just lucky.

Wooow.

I can completely relate. I’m a chef, so I have copper pots and everything under the god damn sun for professional kitchen shit. I can’t even imagine how much more stuff I’ll have in a few years. Friends that have gotten married—I’ve noticed they’ve done the donate to honey moon in lieu of a big registry. I think your…

Travolta’s face looks likes it’s melting off his head. 7? Lol.