Yeah what’s the excuse now? Uh, she asked for it by....for crying? Is that? I can’t even think of a good one. Then again, I never can.

WHAATTTT Yessssssssss. I've had a few glasses of wine. I'm going to pretend shipping is free!

I wouldn't be surprised if he never gave her an orgasm—or did it infrequently. Probably demanded blow jobs and then turned over and went to bed. Yeah, dude, ya wonder why she doesn't want to have sex with you? It's probably because you got married at 18 and never learned how to properly please a partner with a clit.…

You're right. I'm embarrassed for him. If I ever have the urge to write something like that, I hope that my friends stop me. I do not want to be forever remembered for my failing marriage that was sexless.

Me too! She's so vulnerable and accessible. I love the fuck outa this.

Uh. Your wife is amazing.

Yeah, being on photo shoots myself I know what’s said during MUA sessions. I was ALWAYS cast as an ‘alien girl’ so this sort of makeup application is pretty common for a shoot. I agree with you, it does seem a bit white-guilt-esq. I asked because I know I have blind spots because I’m human. And I like hearing other…

Thanks! That was really great. I appreciate you taking the time to respond. I have a mixed race family, but even still, I question my judgement because I know that even though I’m lucky to have an all-inclusive family, I might be unintentionally biased. Again, thanks! Happy Easter!

Looks like a weird makeup shoot to me where it’s all about artistry or whatever. I’m also white, so I feel like I shouldn’t really have a say in what constitutes black face. I’d like to hear from everyone else though. /confused

Using this for myself! Thats’ a great winger of an argument.

Ugh I’m so sorry that happened to you. I had a really good friend in college who was the only girl in her engineering degree. She actually refused to study with any of the men for their final year because the years previous, they actually claimed that the only reason she was doing so well was because they were…

I was on the debate team in high school. I was reprimanded by a WOMAN judge once for being “unladylike” and “too aggressive” in cross examination. I was like, fuck this I’m out. *table flip*

You did the right thing, I’m sorry. :(

I got an email from West Elm that said “Thanks for your order!” :/

For some reason I really like food pranks. If I had seen my boyfriend’s mom at all, I was going to take some mayo out of my bag and start putting it on my skin and remark how wonderful it smelled. Of course, before hand, swapping out mayo with generic hand cream.

...........throw out the full bottle...doooo it.

It's cool, I can taste the tap water in potatoes if the water is strong. The water where I live sometimes smells like actual dirt and tastes of it too. Imagine, waking up in the middle of the night, parched and in the dark and getting a mouth of liquid dirt. The. Worst.

The type of chef I'm referring to are in the job because they fell into it and became burn outs (cooking in place that's not high standard). Places like hotels and corporations drug test—almost all the rest of the industry doesn't require testing or extensive background checks. I have never worked in a kitchen where…

That's an adorable story. You'd probably be sued now along with the school. :/