Make friends with anyone in the food and bev industry. Chefs especially.

Yeah, I saw, I just wanted to make my bingo card have more points on it.

You know, I have no idea. It does seem that they post negative articles about Uber; but perhaps rightly so. I think the hysteria is that, Uber drivers aren't employees but freelancers. With that there is less accountability and that makes people nervous. Maybe Uber's vetting service is not stringent enough, as the…

Is that an anti-muslim reaction? That's crazy. We need some pastafarians to roll in with their colanders and request that their pasta only be cooked in their unique religious "hat". I would so love for a case like that to go to the supreme court.

Yeah, he entered into a contract with a private company with these rules? He's totally in the wrong. Thanks.

I'm waiting for the comment that's like, "Women are never raped by taxi drivers! This never happens because I myself have never had it happen!" Because it's coming (and a also comment that "she had it coming"). I feel like we should start a bingo card game.

I feel like I'm the only person who has never heard this song before.

Oh thank you. I had no idea! At least her middle name helps her be remembered?

Stab them in the face with a knife—split it down the center. Or electrocution—there's special vats they die within half a second. Still sad though.

Yes. This is great. Thank you.

I think of Sookie Stackhouse. I think, "How is a human named this in real life."

Oh man. This was/is me. I tested about two standard deviations above the average IQ in high school; but it is accompanied by a host of learning disabilities. I really wish they had never told me my IQ so young because whenever I faced a challenge or had my learning disability get the better of me, I felt as if I…

Oh yeah, I mean, we're more than fine. I'm a feminist. I'm dating a feminist. My friend are feminist.

I pretended to have food once and lured a squirrel to get close to me.

I'm so sorry. I made the same choice as you. INTERNET HUGS FOR YOU *huggs*

MY MOM DID THAT. Yeah, she was all women's lib in the 1970's. Went to an all female staunchly feminist college. Went on to get her masters in special education. Met my father at 28. Gave up her career, had me a few years later and then just sort of drifted into the suburbs for the rest of her life. Now she doesn't…

I love how close this is to what every girl on the college campus next to me is wearing on the daily. Legging-y type pants? Yes. Tight t-shirt/shoteralls? Yes. Hair up in bun? Yes. It's like she came from the future. Also, her body is amazing.

YAH Same thought. My college was private and 45k a year pre-recession. My college in Europe was only 16k so it balanced out in the end.

You could go the Kiera Knightly route and get an adorable dress you love. She wore it until it had too many stains and had to retire it. I sort of love that. (Edit: I mean, obviously, not justifying the $900 dress, just saying, it's pretty cool if someone can find use for their dress again)

I could probably hire a photographer and fake a wedding for cheaper and no one would be the wiser on social media. I wonder if anyone has done this actually.