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My friend and I were eating dinner around a college recently. What I assume were freshmen walked in. My friend sat puzzled for about 10 minutes trying to decide whether they were college freshmen or high school freshmen. It's kind of scary how age blind you get when you age.

Worked for Jack!

Ah man, that sucks for your friend but it's kind of a hilarious ending. I'm glad it worked out even though there was a long hike to get to that point!

HAHA. This would happen in my family. I have over 50 first cousins and I'm sure I'd get a call, "Why am I not number 1?" UV pen is brilliant.

No, you're not cynical at all. I actually agree with you 100%. I'm not into proposals so much. I'm into team work. I wanted to go ring shopping together (I don't wear jewelry at all, I would be happy with almost anything that wouldn't give me a rash and wouldn't get in my way). I hate that the whole wedding process is

Nah, we're just poor.

Yeah, his show is fucking awesome. I loved it. He made great points and was hilarious. My old chef co-worked hated him. The chef thought Aziz was wrong and a joke. I am not friends with this person anymore. Aziz has my heart forever.

I actually would love to propose, but he's so excited about doing it, he wants to do it. If I was going to marry someone else, who hadn't been dreaming his whole life of proposing, then I would have popped the question ages ago. He's a counter balance to me, because I'm not romantic AT ALL. :P

I love your comment. A journal would have been stellar— and more private. I'd love to be able to keep that for the rest of my life and cherish the notes he made. I saved my great-grandparent's love letters to one another. They lived in the same house for 50 years (they married each other late in life—there's always

Oh my gosh that's so adorable!!!! :D

DUDE. My boyfriend has told me he's going to marry me two years ago after a year of living together. I agreed and I'm so excited to spend my life with him. He's more traditional than me and he is dead set on proposing to me and is super excited about it. We have lived together for 3 years now and have known each other

I felt the same way. If I got 365 reasons why we'd be good together and small things that you loved about me or mentioned the relationship, then that's a bit better. But there doesn't seem to be much thought it it other than the original idea which is just a white board time lapse.

I don't knit and I really enjoyed this.

Considering how drunk everyone is in Charleston right now, I doubt most tasters even noticed.

I LIVE IN THIS STATE. WHHHHYYYY Also I vote so. Not me.

No sleep is great. So is Let's Not Meet. I wish CreepyPMs were actually creepy.

I CANNOT COUNT THE TIMES THAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT PAIN IS "in my head"

MANUEL OPEN!

Yep that looks pretty great!