The best is the cunty bitch who rolls through the frame in the middle when the kids are exasperated with a haughty, “Excuse us!”

Effie Trinket?

Garfield.

Does Obamacare cover abortion drones?

*Dylann

You cannot write about Miguel without this...

Can we talk about the cancer on her lip? That shite wasn’t there in the 90s. If she’s drawing on beauty marks, that’s definitely methy.

Two full rotations.

If it were a 540, he’d be upside down. It's a double back flip with a twist, ask a diver.

I expect this kind of bullshit, nothing post out of Jordan Sargent. Surprised his byline isn’t attached somehow.

Can we somehow get Rusty Kuntz on the field too?

Five abortions? But there are six crosses?

Old news is awesome!

NOW! Now I’m interested in the WNBA. This is almost as good as any 80s soap opera plot.

No. It’s obviously not for me, plus my wife has given me a shopping list with far more embarrassing shit on it, like Cottonelle wipes, and I don’t have time to dawdle in the feminine hygiene aisle if I want to get to back to my couch before the fucking game starts.

By the looks of that picture, that’s a lot of weddings for the Sprat family.

“... who is also married Star Wars creator George Lucas...”
Just add “to.”

She is a hot mess under all the makeup. Lucrative Proactiv ripoff endorsement in her future.

I don’t get it. Is it because I have a weiner?