Shrodinger’s Relocation?

For anyone that thinks Cardinals fans aren’t very smart, this is the smocking gun.

Just an all time great photo. Truly part of the Internet Canan

Pay disparities suck, especially in entertainment. The issue in America of keeping salaries secret is stupid and counter productive.

But this is lacking the critical context of who they got paid 10x less than. When their respective shows were scheduled for at the festival. How big a draw for said festival they were…

Here’s a lil’ tidbit: It’s Jon.

This. Not only does it demonstrate to an arena full of people that he doesn’t teach that style of ball, the public tongue lashing might make the player think twice about doing something like that again. So basically...

They should have double Czeched the construction before the gym opened.

Yes. One way or another Chicago will burn this fall.

I got flaccid when you said ‘dude’.

I don’t see what it accomplishes. Am I missing something?

Well, that about wraps up the case, then! Good work, detective!

She’s not a local athlete...

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

the first season starts with Zombies and dragons. where did you think this was going?

I originally thought you would eventually stop beating this horse into soup. Then, I realized that someone green-lit daily Kristin Cavallari posts. It’s going to be a long summer.

You should let your headline writer know this: castration is cutting off the testicles. It can be done for a variety of reasons, some of them medically sound, valid reasons.

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

Sounds like somebody needs to work on their kegels.