Bruce Willis. Striking Distance. 1993. That’s my guess.

Don’t agree with the backlash, but describing the chancellor’s “office fund” as not being tax dollars is probably disingenuous at least and completely wrong at most. Unless you can show that the fund is in some way tied to student fees or, far less likely, tuition, then it would obviously be from tax dollars.

In 7th grade my best friend called me and started asking me all these really pointed and weird questions about this girl that I liked. Turns out he was tape-recording it and played it for her and her best friend. But lo and behold the girl liked me too and asked if I wanted to “go together.” That essentially entailed …

Why cut the ends instead of snapping them off? Also, what do you mean by a few inches of water? Halfway up the jar, less than half, more than half?

You look ... special.

Fuck this list. Crater Lake is the shit. The lake literally has a log that has floated upright for near a century that no one can explain how or why. And when they tried to tether it, a monster storm swept through the area the likes that had never been seen before in modern history and broke it free. Plus it’s a…

To be fair, it didn’t happen during the blogger’s lifetime, so that doesn’t count.

You could have just stopped the headline at “Rick Perry had no idea” and been just as accurate.

I tried twice to read and follow this story. It is not remotely clear.

Good news! No one cares how you feel snowflake.

Which is the funnier meme for the story about the Chinese absconding with the unmanned Navy submarine story?

When a guy nicknamed “Tater Salad” is your mayor... well shit, anything can happen.

This whole post is a canard.

You’re welcome for the dick pics.

Same here. This is clearly a woman thing. I make three-course meals with three times fewer pots, plates, utensils and other kitchen accoutrements than she uses to make Kraft mac & cheese.

GODAMMIT!!! IT’S SPELLED DOLORES. STOP FUCKING IT UP.

Meh. The most interesting part is the Asian fella’s hair.