Gall stones cause pancreatitis, which will require up to a four-day hospital stay simply for observation.

Gall or kidney stones. That’s my bet.

Look at all those tens of people!

Chili. Beef and bean chili. And don't any of you fucking Texans claim chili doesn't have beans. Fuck you and the Alamo.

This is Gawker Media’s last week as an independent media operation, and while that shouldn’t affect you much one way or the other as a reader, we’re still going to take advantage of a pretext to run some especially stupid posts. If you have any ideas for such posts, hit us at tips@deadspin.com.

But the examples they used were:
1. At night
2. Showing opponents having no problem returning it
3. The Italians losing a point

Be careful. Comparing Lilly King to Babe Ruth and LeBron James will stir the jezzies.

Sorry your feelings are hurt. You’ll be happy to learn the son of Romanian immigrant Mariana Grasu, who opened a renowned pizza restaurant on Hollywood Boulevard with her husband in 1982, tore his ACL in practice today and won’t play for Corey Cogdell’s husband’s team this year.
*That’s a much more clever use of…

Enjoy your indignation. Can’t wait to see what happens when you stumble upon an actual insult to womankind.

Why would the Chicago Tribune write a story about her if she weren’t married to a Bear? She’s not from Chicago. She didn’t train in Chicago. She doesn’t currently reside in Chicago. There has to be a news peg. In the end, this story isn’t supposed to be about her, it’s about her football-playing husband. If the Wat-Su…

You’re welcome. All that news coverage of her accomplishment from elsewhere is overwhelming. Including here at Jezebel, which chooses to continue promoting the perceived misogyny versus simply writing their own story about Corey.

Missed the coverage from the Mat-Su Valley Frontiersman of Palmer, Alaska where she’s from. Or any the Colorado papers where the couple now resides.

*something

You’re a fucking idiot with no idea about the makings of modern journalism. That story got more eyeballs with the mention of the Bears than it would have otherwise. It would have never been in the Chicago Tribune if she hadn't been married to a Bear. And finally, writers rarely, if ever, write the headlines that…

Fellow Harvard alum Ted Kaczynski

I worked for CNN as a glorified intern during the 1996 RNC, I ran paper copies of scripts from the truck outside the convention hall into the talent booth inside the convention center, literally that was my job. We were told to avoid live shots at all costs, but if we got stuck in front of the camera during one, not…

From the woman who brought you the earth-shattering news of the Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger breakup. #WaysWomenPassTime

At least the Cardinals will win something this year.

What are they doing about it? What visits are they going to make? Do they usually take time out in the fall to help freshmen move in as part of some rite of passage that has heretofore gone unnoticed? Graduation season is over. That means no one from the administration was ever going to a college campus in the next…

And now five of those cops will file for worker’s comp.