This looks like something out of The Walking Dead.

“This thing is aces!” - Former Illinois Congressman Aaron Schock

The only thing a good dog owner needs to do is clean up after their dog. We had a scourge for about six months in our Chicago neighborhood of someone just leaving their dog’s crap behind. Until one night this winter I caught him, because of course it was a him, and I lit into this guy with the righteous indignation of…

This is a bullshit waste of space on the interwebs. Never in the history of air travel has a small woman ever not had some random tall guy ask if they can help. Period, that’s how you get your bags up there. I just saved you 20 inches of copy space on your server.

Your list could be a doctoral thesis. My go-tos when I was, um, hungry...

Goddammit! EDIT YOUR SHIT!

Thanks. Yes. I went and researched it after I had posted, and sure enough... Weird.

Lackey’s contract is the league minimum?

Looking was a gay "thirtysomething." If they were going to take the formula of a boring, melodramatic TV show from the 80s and make everyone gay, they should have gone with "Falcon Crest."

You could play a Reds game on this forehead. It's enormous. It's a planetoid.

Know your demo Jolie. Seven minutes and 34 seconds is way too long of a video for a pothead.

Should've read all replies first. My bad.

In 50 years, those names will be Jayden, Cody, Jackson and Mason. Good job moms of America!

I'd like to airdrop this video into North Korea.

The other day I was leaving from work and noticed the tell-tale green box of Thin Mints lying in the road. Then I saw a sleeve of the cookies scattered across the road, but I couldn't find the second sleeve. I slowed to a crawl and scoured the area, finally noticing the intact roll of deliciousness resting, apparently…

One does not joke about ranking Girl Scout cookies. Let that be the lesson we all take away from today's charade (pronounced sha-RAWD).

This collection is what would stock a Units store in a dying mall in suburban St. Louis.

I don't see it as pointless. My guess, is that these women, these terrific musicians in their own right, were influenced by Morris Day and The Time (because they fucking rock) and thought it would be great to pay homage and play along. It's incredibly presumptuous to assume they were "put" in the corner. Doesn't look…

Puking player is "gutsy." I see what you did there.

I'm just here to make sure my name, or likeness, doesn't show up.