“that big old smoking V8 just barely gets the job done anymore”

Everybody sing!

You’re a baller, Mister Grinch!

I wouldn’t touch that with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.

Edd China has a similar idea comming soon.

For 22 minutes until you wrap yourself around a telephone pole, Rodas style.

That would be INTO a brodozer.

Premium for the very rare functional turn signal option? Only 50 were made with this option.

Later that night, David is confronted by his beloved Jeep...

My father was slaughtered by a 15-fingered man.

Complimentary valet, eh? Is this all an elaborate ploy to collect all of the brown Volvo wagons from the eighties and make a run for the border?

They’re not random. They’re FOCUSED.

Hmmm...I have an SVX, an Outback parts car, and a welder....

And here I thought elaborate trickle-down fantasies were just Trump’s thing.

it’s not oil It’s deck stain.

Can’t have frozen pistons if they don’t rust.

I wonder what reason (besides maybe cost) is keeping this from happening

His name? David Traski

Upholstered in Dalmation fur?

Spelling is important, here is four Beatles