I should have added, given the origins of Tracy’s surname, we cannot guarantee an Irishman was not assaulted off-camera!

Except for the Buick brochure, that could be any day in the life of AJ Daulerio!

“No nations were insulted in the making of this program.”

Ok boys, let’s start with the tricky question nobody else will have the bottle to ask but everyone’s thinking…

Deadspin – Stick to sports…

Given management’s general skill levels, I’d happily shoot Spanfeller in the dick just to get the job done properly!

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the clever Herald saloon, the model that engendered the famous holiday song: “park the Herald, axles swing...”

I’m positively fawning by comparison to Lewis!

Especially when “choice-by-@-mention” means Jacques Villeneuve’s non-union Mexican equivalent!

Look… Keke’s winning total of 44 points and one victory in 1982 was the worst performance by a champion since Jack Brabham won in 1966; and at least Brabham had the excuse of the brand new 3l engine formula, meaning everyone was struggling just to finish one of the nine races.

I’ve seen every champion drive back to Jackie Stewart, and the only person even less deserving of a World Title than Nico was also called Rosberg.

Sub-55 horsepower RHD? Are you sure you got a Scimitar? Maybe count the wheels for a check…

Has he called you a pedophile yet, Robb?

Why? Does he still have Lewis’s number on his phone?

The technical term for this is “McClaren’s Syndrome”!

“And Saint Atila starred the comment, and the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats…”

You forgot one, David…

Scientists refer to this as “the Webber-Dumbreck Threshold”!

You have to get them specially imported from Antioch.