One of the big problems I had with Rise is how Poe’s stupid plan hinges on the fleet of intergalactic never-before-seen rebels-in-hiding showing up right at the time of attack against Palpatine’s fleet. If this beacon in the Trevorrow script can explain some more robust reason for hoping this time-sensitive appearance…

That’s... not awful? It’s thematically close to my dream list changes would be needed to fix TRoS without doing to much to change the overall structure. Rey and Kylo really needed to be on parallel journeys.

Its a low bar, but passed easily.

What if the door is a jar?

Or in though a door. Always better inside pissing out rather than outside pissing in.

This 12 minutes was better than many full episodes of the “Grand Tour”.

This is the American Top Gear we need.

This is what I was expecting

“We’re more than just a colony, you see,” says a character named Erin Grey in one of the voice logs.

Erin Grey, huh?

Players board ancient colony ship. Ten minutes later...

LOL

Perhaps if it was designed to disproportionately target larger, beefier cars

It’s a good weekend driver for someone who wants to relive the small British sports car days.  Don’t drag race any bread trucks for pinks though.  NP even with the light tan interior in a chrome yellow Spit.  Way worse than brown shoes with a black suit.

IT’S A TRAP!

Let me just add my voice to the chorus of JJ’s a hack. This can’t be said enough.

When reached for comment, Team Abrams released a statement.

This is how they got Krusty.