Gosh. Thanks, but don’t got time for celebration. About to go out driving in my 3d printed Lambo!

The mother’s off in France with Andre, the auld slapper.

Plenty of butter to go around. Who’s going to bring the horse back to France, and all that...

V-TEC kicked in, yo.

It was “one man in Florida” and not FLORIDA MAN(TM). FLORIDA MAN would have caught it and cooked it for dinner. While not wearing pants. And high on bath salts.

Missed opportunity to say “I’ve had it with these motherfuckin snakes in this motherfuckin car!”

Buy-N-Large is coming.

If there’s one thing this election has made clear, it’s that Donald Trump can’t possibly possess the discipline and patience to have a low single digit handicap.

That’s one very well toasted bacon roll.

Was gonna go with a Note 7 joke.....but this is much better,

Now that’s some “Hot Fuzz”

Not pictured: Shari Lewis

English farmer Maud Lee and her daughter Pat enjoying tea with their lamb Betty in 1949

PROOF THAT DONALD TRUMP CREATES JOBS, YOUR MOVE SHILLARY

I’d rather have sweedish mooseballs

“Fuckin’ A”

He looks like a lot like David Mitchell there. That would explain a lot.

OK, here’s what we’ve got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people — under the supervision of the reverse vampires — are forcing our parents to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner..

You’re cute. Wrong, but cute.

You do understand the whole internet thing feeds this shit and gets it growing and rolling before any news media gets ahold of it right? They’re not driving this, they’re running alongside trying to keep up because their sleeve is caught in the door.