It’s one of the uniformed white dudes he’s complaining about. He’s just wearing blackface.

This is a driveway.

“They will, most likely, die.”

Still not the worst thing we’ve seen during this campaign involving a load of crap and a bus.

This is kinda like that time my ex brought my ex best friend that he fucked while we were married as his date to a wedding where we were both mutual guests. But worse?

I’m going to create 300 Kinja accounts just to upvote this.

“Next is squirrel.”

Seriously? More than 1 and I would call it a victory for him

I feel we could have gotten a thar, too....

No real pull out strategy?

... like orange on Rice ...

Or the fictional businesswoman Kim K plays on E. Lol dammit I just had to say it.

I vote that Jalopnik starts a new show. “Patrick Crashes” to compliment “Jason Drives”

Keep Patrick away!

All my excess live in Texas.

The only reason most of us have ever heard of Pismo Beach

I can’t wait to be the white guy.

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

Nonononono when you hear: “...treated to a dose of POR15 to “prevent any future corrosion.” It’s like undressing and hearing “Don’t worry about the scabs, the meds have cleared that infection right up!” Those drawers get pulled up really fast.

Shut up and take my money!