Shut it, yah pair of cockwombles…

Shut it, yah pair of cockwombles…

You deserve far more stars for the correct use of skanger to describe this stupid fucking stabber!

Simplify… Then add child seats!

That’s not an Avenger. This…

Around 40 rods to the hogshead!

Are you sure “re” is correct?

Actually there is a question to be asked: where are all the staff?

3rd gear…

Lamborghini - wreck 10, get one free!

They’re attracted to Lambos, dude!

V-Tech kicked in!

I posted this once, but I think I got away with it!

Being dead was’t bad enough so they have to make you a Daily Heil reader?

So it’s not just the Saudis who are hacking stuff apart with saws?

Not only does Japan not care - although “Soft On Demand” is probably not a boast I’d go with! -

€50,000 on room rental alone, and the wedding still looks like a mash-up between a Ferrero Rocher ad and the video for Ultravox’s Vienna!

1941!