Mixed injection is more of a Daimler thing…

I’m guessing the notice to inform residents was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.’?

If there’s any car that shouldn’t need a lift kit, it’s a Brabham!

LUXURY!

Which is why Carlos the Jackal got a signed deal from the British Government to have them cover all tariffs due to Brexit before he agreed not to shutter the plant once the current Qashqai is replaced. In fact, they added a line for the X-Trail last year after the deal.

Steering wheel’s on the wrong side for Purley.

No-one deals in 78s anymore; I’ll save my money and wait for a 69…

In my head I heard celebrity referee Mills Lane!

How can you get to be “Senior Editor” and not remember the First Commandment of JDM ownership?

But then we’ll all be killed off by a mutant virus which wasn’t destroyed by diesel smuts!

You forget why Britain had North Carolina in the first place!

Let them prove global warming’s a myth by living in the Maldives!

Inbreeding?

Well I’ve never had complaints about my leathery ballsack…

Are you gonna cruise the Miracle Mile?

It’s also more convenient for getting to London!

Shut up Eccles!