You skipped Peter Monteverdi putting lipstick on the pig!

No it isn’t - WRCs also turn right!

First thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth…

That’s a long way to go! Did you have a short time to get there?

Ladies and gentlemen, we are proud to unveil “the better idiot”!

I’m sure John and Mick’s bank accounts have zero fucks to give about your worries!

There is only one theme song for F1 - and that pile of shite ain’t it!

Bless your comment for ever!

The sat nav only gives directions to Warsaw and Honolulu?

My tip for Alan? Invite Bill here to judge the Concours…

Tell me more, tell me more!

He’d have had a model with a tramp stamp straddling his helmet for the entire race!

Lewis or Kimi? Who’s first to put a tramp stamp on the front of their helmet?

First reaction - well they probably do have the tentacles handy…

Since he’s half Scottish and an amorphous blob, I think this has already happened!

Also, since you won’t be here tomorrow, shouldn’t you have posted the #22 car?

No thanks, I prefer Players…

It’s not a joke. He saw a documentary on terrorists attacking America with orchids!

Not even a virtuoso performance by John Hurt would make me want to look at this!