First thought; I suppose a body-kitted MR2 that’s not pretending to be a Ferrari is pretty unique!

It’s also a lot easier when you actually watch the BBC!

On top of which, Humphries is also presenting Mastermind - which everyone assumed died with Magnus Magnussen - as well as doing documentary work.

Because I’m assuming Isha’s first response to the assignment was “Why are they paying Captain America £2M a year?”

A lot of it is also what people are likely to be paid if they left. Claire Balding started out on screen presenting horse racing, before the BBC lost the rights to Channel 4. She’s found herself stuck in a sort of limbo, doing the fluff pieces for a variety of sporting events from Wimbledon to the Badminton Horse…

I would not drive it here or there. I would not drive it ANYWHERE. I do not like Suzuki scams. I do not like it, Graverobber-I-Am…

Mr. Eccles, we are not for one moment doubting your sincerity. It’s just your intelligence that’s in question.

Well, today of all days, you should know where your towel is!

You just need to give the right instruction…

For tomorrow, I want 2,000 words on bananas in tail-pipes!

Put it back to the condition your grandad left it in, and he’ll go full-Fry!

Stop complaining; it’s in full running order, so you’re never going to buy it!

I would have guessed the Book of Numbers!

And by guilt, you mean the other three are “more” broken!

I like the sound of this new guy… Can’t quite work out why!

All that hairgel will gum up anything!

The toothpick instructions are coming soon!

If Lamborghini made aircraft engines…

And returning him after 20 years bunking in with Mordechai Vanunu…