You’ll find out tomorrow night when Sean Hannity tells him…

Cleveland, July 18-21 2016?

Thinking about it a different way - his potential income is $4K a week (5*500 + 2*750), ignoring excess milage charges which you can’t estimate. So that makes a maximum $1.872M in earnings over 9 years. He’d need at least 35% rental to cover the costs, or 39% if it’s only rented at weekday rates.

How many times do you have to look at that sentence before the word “MAINTENANCE” in his list of costs covered by the $640K actually registers in that single braincell rattling around inside your skull?

Do you struggle to count to 21 with your trousers on?

Reading hard, math harder?

And now the important question about his crashed Lambo; did the pelican survive?

Can’t find his exact car, but the going rate appears to be $500 for a weekday with 100 miles allowance. Usually, the weekend costs are 50% higher.

CP - he wants more than $10k!

But that’s why the Internet exists!

No, definite troll! And that’s from the guy with the Ireland logo from the Jordan 191 as an avatar…

I don’t know… I still miss the glory days of Noel, Angela and William!

I think you have to filter the liquid through your artisanally-waxed moustache to unlock the full flavour…

I am always surprised his articles don’t start with “Good news, everyone…”!

OK, it’s my eyesight and not tiredness. I thought you said she was a “Manuel” sort of girl and we were heading back to the tranny jokes!

Shut up, Eccles!

I read that as “How to fart without wanking your passengers”… Time for bed, I think!

Anyone who makes comment? Send to gulag!

You can… Not a lot of people know that!