But Trump has the best words.

JESUS! Can’t you put a warning up there? Children could be scrolling…

Hey, I’d like to see your solid gold house and rocket car…

I usually think of making it about 6 times a day! Can’t work out why DrAdequate finally drove me to it, since he was indeed correct and it was so minor a point. Oh, wait…

Care to take a stab at the most V12s?

But if it had gone in first, the others would have just used its roof as run-off!

NASCAR drivers get George’d instead!

If it makes you feel any better its identical in a big ship ;) small ships just crash into the dock faster

4 x 8oz cups? Or “breakfast” as I call it…

Funnily enough, by the time he made it inside the White House, decades of 90% income tax and 75% death duties meant that Nelson Rockefeller was also only worth a small fraction of what the public believed!

Possibly you’ve seen too much…

Well if they told you about the volcano lair, it would hardly be a “secret”…

Goo goo gajoob!

I have a lovely pic of Sam Neill suggesting you need TWO wives, but Kinja is being Kinja and refusing to accept that images exist…

Just don’t ask him to look underneath, because you know what he’ll find…

OK, can someone - and I’d love it to be Rep. Todd - explain how the bill therefore passed 87-0? I mean that’s 28 Republican and 23 Democrats who didn’t vote, so it obviously wasn’t a vote-pairing arrangement…

So just as Lambos crash themselves at the merest sight of a pelican, your Challenger SRT will destroy itself if it comes near a bunny?

There, FTFY!

It’s spelt “Space Trucking Simulator”, but it’s pronounced “Latest and Best Instalment of Greatest Computer Game Ever”!