A United spokesman indicated there had been pre-flight discussions with the rabbit’s owner regarding the cost of his onboard accommodation…

Saw what you like about FCA, but they truly are United against this media backlash…

Lose the headlights, fit four Brownings, synchronise them at 300 yards…

That’s not enough! We demand more horsepower… more horsepower… more horsepower… more horsepower…

Actually, I’d have put that list in exactly the opposite order for the usual progression!

Well I wasn’t going to try and blend in by spelling it wrong!

Other than the skin colour not being white or orange enough? Yes!

Only one?

Are they gleaming in the moon-lighty night?

And a tertiary function, replacing the “Warning: Incoming Tosspot” t-shirt the owner should be wearing.

I’ve had jeans that looked like that before…

You’d think he’d get on with Cheeto Benito like a house on fire…

Fnarr!

Could they not have pulled it using their trusty pygmy ponies and some dental floss?

If you’re a real redneck, those two groups are identical!

It’s like their schoolgirl crush, who won’t even give them the time of day!

Is “General Lee Orange” a factory colour?

Hmm… That last bit sounds catchy! I wonder why no-one ever thought of it before…

I thought Google were doing that last one for them!

So… They basically LS-swapped an M1? Which is news because?