The fact that you can see both his hands on the desk is the only reason I’m sure he’s not stroking through every sentence!

Let me rephrase your quandary…

Well at least he was smart enough not to out Peter Thiel…

Unfortunately, I can’t find this clip with Murray’s commentary!

Would any of these be suitable?

No… No he doesn’t!

With that ferry in the Canaries impersonating a Mustang, at least a Ferrari emblem means the most you need to worry about is the fire drill!

With a write-up like that, is she paid for by the Trump Organisation yet?

And for those who can’t read in a Welsh accent…

Only if the cop is Vietnamese!

I think it’s “peeking”, just with a Mike-Myers-level accent!

I assume it’s Chewin’ The Fat, which was most of the same heids doing a sketch show instead of a sit-com.

This time of year, I’d be more concerned about avoiding the Coachella Valley! And the big carrot festival therein…

This is why you check for Mustangs on board before going to the local Boats ‘n’ Beverages…

1.9 l is a lot of pancetta!

I’m guessing there was more than 1.5psi involved…

I would say it looks like a Lambo, dude but they don’t have pelicans there!

OK, that last photoshop is completely insane and delusional. There is no way you’d get a ham into a Fiat X1/9… At least not until the Italians have figured out how to make pork rust!