Fortunately for some men, many Slovenian women have yet to work this bit out…

If they can cope with the sex doll looking like an actual real woman, then they’re definitely not the target market for this!

As long as his recreational vehicle cost less than $150K…

• Ferrari 458, 27 vehicles valued at $240,000 apiece, with total fees of $58,320.

Actually, he had come equipped with a gun to shoot off the legs of his rival…

Yes, there are - “Giant Fondue”!

We should petition the NFL to have them renamed the “Atlanta Heimlichs”, to honour the magnificence of their choking!

Of course you’re not; that would be Haisley’s job!

This isn’t a Graverobber post, so put the crack pipe down!

So the original owner didn’t spring for the optional overdrive gearbox?

Actually, the original corrosion guarantee was that it will!

TVRs are always cool; usually because the engine has refused to start for six months!

No, just the most racially offensive…

If she’s on the staff, then she should know the answer already…

If only there was a candidate the Democrats could have picked who would take this and run with it!

Every other leader on the planet has managed to ignore North Korea’s Trump’s blustering for decades, but Trump North Korea is already ready to go to war within his first 3 months, threatening world peace in the process.

But on the other hand, he’ll have a shiny new (well, second-hand from Manor) Mercedes power unit to come back to all enthused!

I can’t help feeling that when his friend suggested they fix the car up and go out cruising for beaver, he didn’t fully understand the plan!

You forgot not having noted his modifications in the car’s log book in both official languages…

I’m picturing you as Big Joe in this scenario…