As long as your alarm clock doesn’t start the day at 6:00 with Sonny and Cher…

Since it obviously needs a doctor…

Well, at least somebody had the utmost faith in the mission…

Actually, I think I’d be more disturbed the the effect of the cold on “Bob”…

OK, wallets out everyone… Who had “10 miles” in the pool?

So when is Patrick posting his review?

At least it should help expose any pea soup eaters hiding in plain sight!

So… Their fines were a thousand dollars Canadian, or 10 American dollars if you prefer?

Wouldn’t that electrocute the pelican?

I’m not sure about death rays, but you can get a “laser” factory-installed; you just have to pay…

Or the traffic cop on the M1 who famously asked “Who do you think you are? Nigel Mansell?” while writing a speeding ticket for Ayrton Senna!

But is there enough room for blackjack too?

The words “fucktonne” and “coke” spring immediately to mind!

No car is cool enough to have bat nipples!

You may have a valid point…

Unfortunately, you only get to be James “Roger-acting-talent-of-a-plank-Moore” Bond!

No! The current formula is completely Renault’s invention. At a time when they were powering 40% of the grid, they had Bernie over a barrel threatening to leave unless F1 implemented an engine design that matched their needs as a company that didn’t produce cars with high-power V8s. Which is why Bernie did nothing but…