Next thing you know, they’ll be knee-deep in crusty jugglers…

No, you don’t! You need to go some to get it to sustain a burn directly, but if the fire has other material to take hold and build, then that stuff will not only light up but also start emitting chlorine gas to add to the fun…

Yes, but even once you hit the bulk purchase rate, it’s still twice the price of an F/A 18 when you remember to include the price of the engine.

The day my grandfather died, the family couldn’t locate my youngest uncle to tell him. Turned out he was three wards away in the same hospital, having his shoulder pieced together after someone turned across him without signalling and took out his front wheel, then drove off without stopping…

And after Taco Bell…

I have an erstwhile friend and Alfa fetishist, who only buys in threes - and you’re never sure which of the three is the runner at any given time.

I presume there’s a fair degree of staff turnover, being so close to the mighty rivers of British Columbia…

Just remember; once you’re sealed behind that wall…

I thought you said “Frying electric race cars” and suddenly Ferrari joining the series made complete sense!

Does anyone really want a car designed by 400 former RIM-mers?

A really big surprise there. I mean it’s not as if a Jalopnik staffer has been claiming this for years…

Given the whiny voice, “laser” wasn’t my first thought for optional extras…

If they really need a robot voice for him, why haven’t they thrown a fuckton of money at Robert Llewellyn!

This dream world is coming to life, thanks to Domino’s. On Wednesday, the pizza chain announced it has inked a partnership with Starship Technologies, known for it six-wheeled self-driving delivery robots.

I was assuming poutine and Timbit crumbs as the main clean-up problems!

Given that most people he surrounds himself probably keep a spare pillowcase and sheet in their briefcase for emergencies, he’s not necessarily lying when he says that…

Gimme 50 on Johnson by TKO inside 2 minutes…

So based on one neighbourhood in one city, you know the car-buying habits of an entire continent?

For a minute I was trying to work out what sort of moron would sell you these for a dishwasher tablet!