More important questions…

Land of the flared wellies… So you can tuck the hind legs in!

True Cavan story, from a friend’s uncle who was a builder’s merchant rep…

Where no-one goes to church anymore; they all watch the televised service, so they can turn it off when it comes to the collection!

It’s Cavan. It’s not about the record; it’s about doing a Ferris and knocking 20 miles off the clock! There’s a reason for the phrase “Mean Cavan Bastard”…

Each of those spaces once contained a delusional person convinced the Lions were going to win!

If only Jalopnik had a Detroit sub-blog that wasn’t yet another broken Jeep in 576,000 pieces, we could have some first-hand journalism for this story.

Not going to happen with the Short Fingered Vulgarian, unless they swap the baseball for a marble…

Did anyone check if there was a black & white cat hiding at the corner with a net?

And Poison are right out!

Only as long as your gig-mobile is a manual wagon! Brown colour is optional…

Every part of that, except the Crüe! The band should never have bigger hair than your girlfriend…

TL:DR - One too many failed Jeep projects makes David Tracy endorse Series I Land Rovers as the best!

“Problem is, Pyongyang will have to talk with the US, no matter how crazy Kim Jong-un thinks the White House is.” is possibly the more relevant - and truthful - viewpoint on the whole scenario…

More chance of getting them to admit that the vote they registered - or for those interwebbing while twirling their artisanally-waxed moustaches, didn’t register! - in the last election fucking matters…

For a beef with a Brewer? More likely, he’d bill Anheuser-Busch!

You’d have thought the GOPs new Ecuadorean friend Julian would have taught them all about failsafes and dead man’s switches!

#AlternateRepealing!

Surprised I’m in here before Sobchak Security, but…

As a Raiders fan, I had to do it because there’s few teams you can legitimately slag off these days!