I can’t go for that… Noooooooo!

Leafing through the Ford spares list for updated component numbers does not make you a “designer”…

You can grow a backbone and stand by your original - less family-friendly - insult! But hey, Lions and spineless go together so well…

Whos? Eric Broadley’s, John Wyer’s or Roy Lunn’s?

You have my sympathies!

And no-one said “Fiero with a 308 body kit” because??????

It’s certainly easier to clean off after a hard day’s mud-plugging!

The “best” transmission is the one that isn’t currently in 97 pieces on the Tracy’s dinner table!

When it doesn’t have a sticker on it saying “Property of D. Tracy” and is thus in full working order? ;)

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Fnarr!

I think he prefers the extra hours of darkness… More time to dispose of the remains!

Live the Porsche VW lifestyle!

She’s blonde, but not that blonde!

Watching Drogheda Fire Brigade unveil the off-road capabilities of their (literally) brand-new rescue tender to the local press, by getting it in stuck in the sand on Laytown Beach and having to abandon it overnight in 6ft of seawater?

I think he estimates the price based on how many bin bags the thing is swept up in!

They just look that way!

For $3,750, Could This 1978 Jeep CJ-5 Be Your New Summer Love? David Tracy’s Next Scrap Pile?

Unfortunately, a brain cell is not in your skull. The Record is a Scottish paper, as in it is not generally sold outside of Scotland…