It’s not about the beauty, it’s about the “800 years of bitterness and violence”!

Let us celebrate that fact with the application of Houghton to ball…

Why am I not surprised to see a Deadspin writer missing the point like Simon Mignolet facing a cross?

Well, take 8.3 seconds out of your life to remember when there definitely were!

And the fact that you’d be asked to hand in your passport if you didn’t say that had nothing to do with it!

It’s a Miata, so the answer is right - it’s the question that’s wrong!

Or 2010 as most people call it, David! 

It’s an important distinction. If the Borg had swarmed around the Galaxy shouting “REGULATION IS FUTILE”, the only people they’d have terrified would be the Planet Of Left-Wing Economics Lecturers!

Given the headline, all I can say is…

You still won’t match the Irish for speed!

He was also a near-neighbour when I was a kid! My father used to maintain his heating. And when he finally moved full-time to England, he sold the house on to not-Formula 1 driver (despite much trying) David Kennedy…

Which is bloody hard to do in an Astra 1.9 TDi!

And then feast on your remains!

I can throw in a free tribble!

You can own your very own Lunar Rover, for just 1000 quatloos down and 400 quatloos per month!

But seriously, driving an old Willys on the moon a Burbank sound stage would be awesome.

BTW… An article on firing giant nets and you skipped the most obvious Schwarzenegger reference?

At least until they develop a net that can make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs…

Secretary of Defense Fudd sees great promise in this programme…

Test? I thought SkyNet’s been operational since Aug 29, 1997…