As an example…

It doesn’t have the Gene Hunt Seal of Approval!

So there you have the actual thought process of police officers; the only thing that stops a black man with a body is a white cop with a gun…

They should be finished writing unearthing it by Friday…

So why have you illustrated it with a picture of Morgan’s latest secret prototype?

Trying to tell did you mean “local spark” or has “Lucas spark” been auto-corrected…

Shut up, Eccles!

Bugatti are still trying to get the kinks out of the design!

6 of them involved drunk moms, 12 involved sex, 15 involved cars, all involved meth…

It’s not quite “poop” but that McLaren orange has definite hints of “post-Tikka trots”!

FTFY!

the Michigan Basic Speed Law (MCL 257.627) requires drivers to “drive at a careful and prudent speed not greater than nor less than is reasonable and proper, having due regard to the traffic, surface, and width of the highway and of any other condition then existing.”

I’ll get the lobster cracker out and you can take it up with George personally!

Skipping over why the young lady is posing on a Lincoln in drag, why does she appear to have ET’s right hand grafted to her arm?

The average person? To quote George Carlin…

At least it’s got the right number of cylinders!

Heretics! As it says in the Book of Leyland…

I was thinking more along the lines of…