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Declan Hackett
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By that (lack of) logic, no US carrier fought a battle in WWII either…

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At least you know what to play on the 8-track…

I think if Brewer showed up with this one, he have 6'7 of mechanic slamming a gull-wing door on his head!

Do the moulds still exist for replacements?

Two dollars Canadian! So 10¢…

Are those panels gaps on the tailgate an example of fine Canadian craftsmanship, or a sign that the thing’s more twisted than a Breitbart editorial meeting?

Given the way their strategy calls have been the last few years, I think she’ll be replacing Frenchie!

It’s almost like Eddie Jordan’s designing the team livery again!

Just because you evolved it doesn’t mean you’ve improved it. Parliamentary democracy being the perfect current example!

I’m sure as Chairman of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet of the American Soviet Socialist Republic, Comrade Trump would at least rate a cruiser!

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Even apart from the 970 people who will berate you over Korea, Vietnam, Grenada, Gulf I, GWOT, Gulf II, the crews of HMS Invincible and HMS Hermes would like to take you into a dark alleyway and kick the living crap out of you both…

Mr President has no Dong gap… It’s YUUUUUGE!

Hopefully when it arrives, the USS Donald J Trump will be a dredger - perfect for clearing swamps!

They were timing the announcement to coincide with Unit 303's insertion into Albania…

A team in the Philadelphia or Boston suburbs calling itself the “Orangemen” might be found 20 years from now under a beach and identified from dental records…

At the World’s End has the best premise of the three, but it just doesn’t have the same appeal. I think it’s a bit too close to being a serious monster/redemption movie whereas the other two revelled in sending-up their sources.

You don’t have to say anything at all…

Yeah, Sissy Skinner… What a gaylord!

You want to be a big writer in a small town? Fuck off up the model village…

I remember this sequence from the BBC News coverage of Wimbledon 2012;