I think we need to see Paul Nagle’s birth cert, because that definitely merited fifteen “fuck”s, a “bollix” and a couple of “shite”s!

Scottish tennis player Andy Murray can attest to this!

I’m beginning to think you should ask Torchinsky for his therapist’s number…

It looks like Nigel Farage has given them a copy of the Metropolitan Police guidelines, 1979 edition…

I dread to think what he’d have said when you arrived with what was effectively a 150ZX!

Perhaps Steve was giving his impression of Ted Stryker…

So will you be posting the rest of her divorce filing tomorrow? ;)

Equally appropriate…

I’m sensing your choice of “parts washer” may not be helping things either!

Anyway, we all know the real danger is… Ed Meese!

Precisely because it is a failed shit-show! If the whole thing blows up in the White House, he’s in the clear. If he fails to achieve any real progress, he can blame it - off the record - on the Russians’ already owning his superiors. And if there real progress any of Terrell’s points, no-one will ever credit that…

Well if people are going to keep bringing up the Simpsons’ “President Trump” joke…

Given that he’s pointing to an empty void, don’t you mean it’s not there?

Given that filling every other post has been like “open-mic” night at a comedy club, why should the Russians be treated differently!

Having sat at the opposite end of a (very full) carriage, as some guy got screamed at by a woman he mistakenly offered his seat to for 10 minutes at full volume, I can see where LtCmndHipster is coming from…

Well, Gilles did try to make it a thing…

Dropped catch by the short leg?

There could still be cows involved! They’d just be inside the anaconda and croc…

I’d have expected you of all people to realise that’s a load of bullocks!

Because anything strong enough to adsorb the impact of a goose at 500 mph -and not end up breaking free and being sucked into the engine it’s supposed to protect! - is probably going to reduce the free air area of the intake by 10%.