Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don’t look around the eyes, look into my eyes… And… You’re under!

But will it jump over Roscoe’s patrol car or just crush it like an empty beer can!

And no sunroof to interfere with your confederate flag painting efforts!

Nice try, but the choice for a 70s Celica should have been obvious…

Passed two buildings I worked on…

Some Fords you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it. I don’t like it any more than you men.

Not merely pipe, but the entire fucking crackhouse!

Probably nowhere near as much as you think!

Go, go…

People keep talking about how California is leading the way in autonomous vehicles, but Florida’s had cars driving unattended while the occupants fuck for years now…

Ah, le belle femme skunk fatale!

They were the poor stinky man’s raccoon coats of their time.

For 13K - at least on the proper side of the pond - you’re talking 504 Coupe, fully restored with a 2.7l petrol engine and some of Pinninfarina’s sweetest lines! A ragtop would be in the low 20s.

1st Gear: Trump To Reduce Auto Regulations

As Homer once said, “είναι αστείο γιατί είναι αλήθεια”*

Unfortunately he failed the interview for co-driver, being neither 400 lbs nor Samoan…

They’re still less scary than a ride in the Jalopnik Beetle!

You were supposed to save the ether for the hotel room, not do it before planning the article!